do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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