The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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