It's Friday. Sex?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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