It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
