Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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