There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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