My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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