brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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