glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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