actually, I'm a sock model
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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