if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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