if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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