North Korea, Best Korea!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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