Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME