dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?