did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.