somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".