You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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