I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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