I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
whose ass print is on the piano?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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