I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
