Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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