she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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