Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
pray to the hookup gods
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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