lets start a swedish sibling band together
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
