Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize