dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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