he shaved USA in his pubs
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
home. puking in laundry basket.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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