No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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