I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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