Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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