it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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