i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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