That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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