Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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