i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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