dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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