I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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