Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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