Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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