i always forget guys have bellybuttons
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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