There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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