oh god the rape fog is back!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she looked like the before picture.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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