I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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