so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Randomize
