3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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