butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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