just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I lost the right to judge tonight
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
