id be glad to
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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