If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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