She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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