i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize