Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come share oat with me in your robe
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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