awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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