well you can't waste a boner
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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