Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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