Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
