thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
